Posted in food, humor, life, lobster, photoshop, pictures, travel, vacation on August 31, 2007 | No Comments »
I’m off again! Everyone — have a fabulous Labor Day, throw out your white shoes and pants, eat too much, drink too much, and be safe!
Factor and Rad make an awesome fishing twosome at Lobsterfest 2007 in Swansea, MA
Posted in chainsaw, cranky, gripes, law, life, morning, rants on August 31, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Chainsawing should not begin any earlier than 10:00am. 8:30am is TOO EARLY to have a chainsaw running. It cut through my brain this morning and I almost popped Factor’s head off his shoulders when he said “BYE KELLY” loudly and abruptly… which leads me to the next bullet
Do not get some sick joy out of [...]
Posted in dancing alien, find, humor, lowermybills dot com, search on August 30, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Ok, so one part of obsessing about stats is that i like to check the search terms people use that somehow lead them here. I earlier discovered that alli was something people searched on and got here (good!) but today I nearly peed myself when I saw this gem in the “people searched on this [...]
Posted in nyc on August 30, 2007 | No Comments »
Amy Winehouse, pre rehab… like 1 day before she said yes yes yes at vfest in Baltimore!
Posted in factor, filed under emails from factor, food on August 30, 2007 | No Comments »
“I just got at a turkey burger the size of a small flattened child” - email from Factor
Posted in hangover, headache, jackhammer on August 30, 2007 | No Comments »
Today of all days there is some sort of wild masonry happening in the courtyard below my apartment. I may have mentioned that I had a lot of wine last night. All I want to do is lie on the couch and watch the Real World (go cohutta!), but this yammering hammering jaw jarring jackhammer [...]
Posted in booger, dresses, drunk, fashion, party, wine on August 30, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Sheesh I had a ton of wine last night. This unemployment thing is bad on my liver. Last night i went to my old apartment (I miss it! I miss my old roommate!) for a dress party. Any vagina carriers out there will get that statement. I ended up drinking probably one [...]
Posted in alli, diet, fashion, getting skinny, health on August 29, 2007 | 5 Comments »
I just wanted to toot my own horn here and say that I am wearing a dress that I wore to my college grad party. Yes it’s still in style and yes I haven’t been able to fit into this thing for like 8 years. and I fit into it - and I’m not going [...]
Posted in factor, funny emails, kidney transplant on August 29, 2007 | No Comments »
“My friend Jeremy and his wife are doing a kidney transplant together! How crazy? She needs it from him.”
Posted in blogging, perezhilton on August 29, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Every morning I look forward to my favorite guilty pleasure routine. I read perezhilton.com. There IS a routine. I can not, WILL NOT read without a cup of coffee in hand. This morning, after Factor poked me about the whole job deal, I made a big list of things I need to get done (more [...]
