Every morning I look forward to my favorite guilty pleasure routine. I read perezhilton.com. There IS a routine. I can not, WILL NOT read without a cup of coffee in hand. This morning, after Factor poked me about the whole job deal, I made a big list of things I need to get done (more than two items!) and sat down to read perez. But wait! I had to stop myself from completing the url - i hadn’t made coffee! I had to exercise great self control as I stepped away from the laptop and headed to our tiny kitchen to put a pot on. I waited as the coffee SLOWLY dripped into the glass carafe. Time stood still, I think, as my perez finger got itchier and itchier. FINALLY the coffee was done, I poured the liquid crack into my favorite big green mug, headed over to the couch and settled in front of the laptop with one leg on the ground, the other curled in front of me.
I hit perezhilton with a smile on my face.
To old news.
old pictures.
and nothing glittery and snide.
I waited for this?!
Man, i need a job.
Yeah, I often have that same feeling when I check perez. I get really annoyed when he does that whole “I’m going to post ten things in a row about the same inane celebrity”. There’s only so many pictures of Lindsay Lohan and her parents that I can take. I don’t even read stuff most of the time. But I always click on the DON’T CLICK IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED links. Even thought I’m easily offended by boredom.