I am a wino and someday i’ll get the help i need
August 30, 2007 by smack
Sheesh I had a ton of wine last night. This unemployment thing is bad on my liver. Last night i went to my old apartment (I miss it! I miss my old roommate!) for a dress party. Any vagina carriers out there will get that statement. I ended up drinking probably one HUGE bottle of wine on my own. I had to go to the liquor store for a reup and brought my friend Gail with me. She was drunk, too. She kept dancing these little wooden shoes (on a keychain) over all the wine on display. I said “HEY! I paid you for sex, not conversation!” while I stood at the counter to pay. I then rolled my eyes at the cashier and said “hookers” and shook my head.
I just picked my nose and it was one of those little guys that doesn’t want to leave your finger. Hate that.
Get a job!
kiss my butt!
i’m gonna be in east village for dinner. wanna meet up before to give me the goods? you know payment for that good lovin’ i gave you last night?
Can’t imagine after all that, how a rockstar like you left your sunglasses at my place! Good times… I vote for transactions tonight too
awwwww yeah Gail, I’ll see your sweet ass on the corner.
Erica, do you charge double?