the smack factor

• Chainsawing should not begin any earlier than 10:00am.   8:30am is TOO EARLY to have a chainsaw running.  It cut through my brain this morning and I almost popped Factor’s head off his shoulders when he said “BYE KELLY” loudly and abruptly… which leads me to the next bullet
• Do not get some sick joy out of hooting me awake abruptly so that I flip off the bed entirely.  Ha ha, really funny, watch the drooling unemployed girlfriend have a mini heart attack and jump bleary eyed off the pillow.  Hilarious.  Die.
• I hate when the weather seems to listen to my plans and then alter itself in a way to make those plans almost not do able.  Oh yes, I wanted to get some sun today before heading to the super duper new England Labor Day I have planned.  I know, it’s a tough life I lead.  While everyone else is working I’m griping about the lack of sun I can lie in, right?  Slap my wrist why don’t you?  Anyway.  All week the weather report has been mostly sunny for today.  OVERNIGHT this has changed to partly cloudy with some bullshit cloud and rain situation.
• My skin pills I bought yesterday without insurance covereage (we’ll dicuss that later) made me sleepy — wel good because then I can’t dig at my skin.  Sleepy is one thing, but horribly grouchy and weak in the limbs is another.  Let me know when I win somewhere, ok?  Ok.

I need to go switch my mood situation ASAP.  Otherwise, I’m going to punch myself in the head