This morning Factor was in rare form. Oh the hilarity.
“Is today bring your girlfriend to work day?” - me
“no, it’s girlfriend get a job day” - him. ha ha. haw haw. he he.
“are you actually getting up now [it was 8:15am] or is this just a few moments of waking before you go back to [...]
Archive for August, 2007
To do
Posted in factor, job, life, morning, silly, unemployment on August 29, 2007 | No Comments »
Found music
Posted in dirty south, music, soulja boy on August 28, 2007 | 1 Comment »
You know when you’re somewhere, like say… Ohio.. or Texas.. and you hear a song that just sounds like where you are. And you like it, even when maybe, just maybe you wouldn’t like it under other circumstances? I have no idea how this happened, but I ended up having Mary Beard’s cousin Ashley (18 [...]
Smokey Bear says: don’t leave burning chitlins around
Posted in MS, building, burned, photography, pictures, travel on August 28, 2007 | No Comments »
Burnt out building, still smelled like smoke! Location: Corinth, MS
Another one from the Factor email vault
Posted in dreams, factor on August 28, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Oh man, this one is a doozy, just received.
“I had the craziest dream ever, ever. I’ll sum it up for you. I was somewhere, and the surprise band was Damn Yankees. Then there was a race up an escalator and Ted Nugent was the judge. Then a plane crashed into a building and we had [...]
A call for help or a gentle warning?
Posted in cheese, crackhead, drunk, food, humor, life, photography, pictures on August 28, 2007 | No Comments »
You decide:
No shoes no service
Posted in humor, life, nyc, shoes, shopping on August 28, 2007 | No Comments »
Everytime I go shoe shopping, i feel little peoples’ pain. why? Because THEY NEVER HAVE MY SIZE. I am a size 5. I will try to not fall out of a size 5.5 for the sake of a great sale or fabulous shoe, but to be true to my tiny toes - I am a [...]
Slip me some skin
Posted in dermatologist, doctors, glitches, health, itching, life, skin, therapy on August 28, 2007 | No Comments »
I’m a weirdo, I think you can already tell. I have many glitches. I can identify them without therapy, but I probably can only TREAT them with therapy. I’m a pretty typical child of divorce — the memory of the night my dad sat us down in our Mentor, Ohio living room and told my [...]
“everything’s fried in the south”
Posted in alli, diet, food, getting skinny, health, southern cooking, weight on August 27, 2007 | No Comments »
Never a truer warning has been spoken. Warning or happy announcement! Because I knew I was up shit’s creek without a paddle (as my maww used to say), I took one alli with breakfast on thursday knowing that I wouldn’t be taking it again until today, Monday. I heard tell that Southern cookin’ is fandiddly [...]
What IS a Chitlin?
Posted in chitlins, food, photography, pictures, south, travel on August 27, 2007 | 5 Comments »
If anyone can answer and also point me at a REALLY good picture of a chitlin, we’re friends for life.
Return from the dirty dirty
Posted in dirty south, friends, home, life, love, memories, mississippi, tennessee, travel, wedding on August 27, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Couple few things, people — but the mainest of the main is that I am SO HAPPY to be back in the NYC. I do love the south and it was fun gleaning the twang, slowing things down, getting some sun, and remembering that in some states it’s almost religion to be polite - [...]
