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Archive for September, 2007

They wear night vision goggles and will suffocate you in your sleep I think.

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Sooo, I’ve googled and googled and I can’t find any results for a pick your own pumpkin farm complete with hay ride and cider that is accessible from nyc.   If you read this and you’re from nyc or near ny or you own a pumpkin picking farm, please let me know where to find it!  [...]

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NSFW

Here is the evidence.  I don’t hate it, but I’m not going to marry it either.

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Should i be alarmed that my coffee smells like dirty diaper?

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I want it to rain.  It rained this morning around 2, when I was up for the 5th time.  I went to bed at 8:00P because nothing was on tV, I hated my hair and didn’t want Factor to come home and see it, and I just felt blah.  Plus, as is usual, my body’s [...]

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A hairy tale

Listen all ye children.  Don’t cut your own hair because you’re feeling like doing something crazy and liberating.  Because then, you’ll go to some underground Eastern European man’s hair grotto in Chelsea.  His name will be Igor and he will turn you into a human dead dandelion.
Heed my words.

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I love New York, this is not a hidden confession.   But what I HATE about NY is that you can’t find a haircut for under 50 bucks!  All I want is my smack bob razored out to be all shaggy and a little less accidental looking.   IMPOSSIBLE!

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my hair stumps:

death of the pigtails:

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from the Factor email vault

“I don’t think you’re crazy.  I just don’t want to find you with my clippers sitting on the floor with a half shaved head staring up at me when I come home from work going ‘does baby look pretty?’”

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I never thought I would say anything like that and mean  it.   Last night while at the Megadeth show, this little voice inside my head said “cut your hair.”  I looked around and I thought “hell, that sounds like a great idea!”  I fidgeted the rest of the show (which was really good in case [...]

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