Found: master cleanse
October 29, 2007 by smack
Heehaw cha cha cha, I found the master cleanse recipe and I am beginning it tonight. don’t lecture me on proper eating and food intake. I love experimenting with what my body can tolerate and how I fare with will power challenges. I’m only doing it for like… 2 days. So there.
is this the one with lemon and cayenne pepper?? if so, i’ve been talking about doing it for the longest time but have always been afraid to…. i need a major cleansing
maybe i’ll do it with you!
YES YES YES! I’m only doing it for two days, buying the ingredients today. Maybe in like an hour. I’ll see if I can do it. I like to just prove that I can
get lemons or limes, PURE grade B Maple syrup, cayenne pepper and water
combine 2T lemon/lime juice, 2T pure maple syrup, 2 peeench cayenne pepperboy, and 12 oz nuked water.
When hungry, drink that shit
when thirsty, drink that shit (you can drink water, too, if you just want water)
do it for, get this… 2-30 days. Can you imagine liquid only for 30 days? Hell no.
Holy shit - my fat ass might just stay that way!
You women folk are crazy! I thought the time I had to take my wife (then fiance) to the Urgent Care Center for her crash dieting before our wedding was nutso!
My sphincter just totally puckered shut at the thought of acid, peppered, syrup exploding out my ass!
AAAAiiiiieeee!!!
I’m drinking it right now, and it is
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LISH
US.
Let me know how it goes. I thought about doing it myself.
Make sure you stay hydrated…
currently, I’m pretty weak.. I’m thirsty — and your’e supposed to drink this crap everytime you’re thirsty, too. I’ve had water, regardless.
Good for you - keep going and drink it whenever you feel weak - about every HOUR. Do more than 2 days, it gets better quickly!