the smack factor

Nope, I’m not going to do it.  now that I bought a ton of lemon thingees and Grade B maple syrup… I don’t think I’m going to do this.  i just read this woman’s account of her experience and I don’t know man, I’ve already been through that pain.  I think I’m going to stock up on salads and just eat a healthy diet like a normal person.  I mean, seriously – I’m not going to torture myself.  Now what do I do with this syrup?