I love the gmail ads that read your email and delivery you what they think you’ll need based on that. I had one full day of bowel movement and stool softener ads all because I was typing about “BM” or something with Mrs. Miller. Today, I was intrigued enough to actually click through on a link that said “fishing hurts”. My brain was all “I know it probably hurts the fish, but then we eat them and they forget about it. I wonder if this is something more…”
It’s a flippin’ Peta site about how fishing hurts fish! It is the lamest site I have ever seen. It feels like Peta making fun of Peta. It’s almost like The Onion was foolishly contracted to pull this site together for them. Here’s a gem, and then please, I encourage you – check out the site. But please – keep fishing:
“Sylvia Earle, one of the leading marine biologists and ocean explorers of our time, has spent thousands of hours diving and knows a thing or two about the denizens of the deep. “I never eat anyone I know personally,” says Earle. “I wouldn’t deliberately eat a grouper any more than I’d eat a cocker spaniel...”
Are you KIDDING ME?!?!?! Just to show her there is a HUGE difference, I’m totally eating a cocker spaniel today.
A lot of those PETA people are insane.
uh. wow.
When I was in Disneyland they had some Steve Irwin show thing were they had an environmentalist guy bringing on animals and explaining how they’re endangered and such like. He was going on and on and on. Anyway, they got this women out of the audience, sat her on a chair, blindfolded her and put this massive snake in her hands. The presenter said, “so what does this feel like?” She said, “Oooh it feels like my new purse!”. I was in tears.
ON your link did you see the article, meet your meat? The picture of that pig is very cute and sad , I will have to mentaly block him out next time I eat spam! Crazy people!