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January 3, 2008 by smack

Ok, I just peed a little laughing at this one.

Would you rather:

Be accidentally hit in the head very hard with a sock with a potato in it
OR!
Be accidentally hit in the head very hard with a rubber hose

discuss

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12 Responses to “Would you rather…”

on January 3, 2008 at 4:52 pm1 tricia

rubber hose
on January 3, 2008 at 4:59 pm2 Factor

I think the rubber hose would make a better noise.
on January 3, 2008 at 5:03 pm3 linz

i am going sock with potato. because i like the word potato, it is fun to say, and also to add to the end of people’s names. like kellypotato.

also, if it were a mashed potato, then i would think it would not hurt much at all.
on January 3, 2008 at 5:05 pm4 smack

It might mash on your head. I really can’t stop laughing at the phrase “sock with a potato in it”.
on January 3, 2008 at 5:42 pm5 newt

How would getting hit in the head by a potato in a sock be an accident? It sounds like attempted murder. I’d go with the rubber hose.

Potatodacity!
on January 3, 2008 at 5:44 pm6 smack

you know how it goes… you’ve finally found time to put that potato in that sock. You’re swinging it around with great ferocious glee and then “whaackckkkawww” you brain someone with it accidentally.

I’m sure it happens all the time. Speaking of..there’s a spud over here that’s got an eye on me..
on January 3, 2008 at 5:57 pm7 Mary Helen

Definitely the hose. Once, when we were kids, my younger sister and I thought it would be hilarious to fill a sock with pennies and then use it as a weapon on one another. I bravely took the first wollup. LIGHTS OUT!!! Not as funny as I had thought. Let me tell you - any hard object being swung from a sock packs some serious punch. Boy if I only had a dollar for every childhood head injury…
on January 3, 2008 at 5:59 pm8 smack

OMG, that makes me have a flashback to college where there was this girl who had some revolving nicknames:

panface.

and…

“the girl who got hit in the face with a bag of nickels.”
on January 4, 2008 at 1:24 am9 MO'B

Potato!

I’m Irish.

A potato would never *truly* cause me harm!
on January 4, 2008 at 9:29 am10 MrsTwink

I nicknamed a girl panface! Mostly because it looked like she’d been hit in the face with a frying pan.

As for what I’d rather have… I think a rubber hose. Why waste a perfectly good potato?
on January 4, 2008 at 6:38 pm11 Sarah Altherr

I am laughing so hard reading these…
I’d go with the potato-sock.
on January 4, 2008 at 6:39 pm12 smack

panface brings back the ole mammaries, doesn’t it

I owe you the longest email or phonecall ever.

Especially since your frickin’ baby on your Christmas card is so cute I want to shove her into my uterus and plop her out and pretend she’s mine.

ack.