Would you rather… « the smack factor

Would you rather…

January 4, 2008 by smack

I could have written this one myself:

Would you rather:

Dude, you can’t make this stuff up. it’s written like that on the card. Is this the best game ever or what?

on January 4, 2008 at 4:40 pm1 Factor

Can I use jelly or syrup?
on January 4, 2008 at 4:48 pm2 Kimberly

But the real question is: would you bite off a cats paw for 1 million dollars? I wouldn’t.
on January 4, 2008 at 4:51 pm3 smack

How is that the real question???

a million bucks and I’ll bite off a cat’s red rocket.
on January 4, 2008 at 5:02 pm4 newt

I guess since cats lick themselves all the time, they’re pretty clean right? Plus I don’t know if you can fit a gopher head in your mouth. Maybe some people can manage to get it in the other end, but I’m not sure about mouths.
on January 4, 2008 at 8:09 pm5 Kimberly

hahaha red rocket? love it.
on January 5, 2008 at 12:56 pm6 Mary Helen

Well, the cat will survive the ass licking, the gopher, not so much. I’ll have to go with cat ass licking on this one.
on January 7, 2008 at 9:54 am7 MrsTwink

Considering the whole vegetarian thing I’ve got going on, I’m afraid I’d have to lick a cat’s butt.
on January 7, 2008 at 10:13 am8 smack

but what if the cat just pooped out a mouse arm and then you licked it’s butt and then inadvertently ate meat!