Would you rather…
January 5, 2008 by smack
picked by Factor, this one was
Would you rather
- crap out of your mouth
OR - eat through your ass
It is written like that on the card! I swear to your deity of choice.
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Definitely eat through my ass. Don’t some people already do that with drugs or something? Or am I thinking of suppositories….because that’s sort of like eating, right?
Well, I already burp through my ass, so eating through it shouldn’t be that big a deal.
If crapping out my mouth was done in private, not like.. projectile in front of everyone, i think i wouldn’t mind crapping out of my mouth. I just really like to chew food… and I’m used to doing it with my mouth. Plus, I’d probably get an arm cramp having to reach back there to pile that stuff in. Pizza… hot pizza in the butt? Can’t do it.