The Pizzeria: a review
February 27, 2008 by smack
I wish I could give negative stars. I would rather deal with wet dripping assholes than the rude idiots at The Pizzeria. If you’re technically challenged and you allow brain dead turds run your store, do NOT opt in for Delivery.com, which is where I placed my order. i ordered because they had a 20% off special. And seriously, I’m obsessed with pizza, it’s hard to wrong me in that arena.
Unless you’re late with my pizza. Followed by idiocy.
I called TWICE.
First excuse: ohhh, he left. He left five minutes ago. It should be there.
And some jackass was standing behind the man on the phone with me saying, loudly “BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH”!
Second excuse: Oh… what? where address? You’re on the right side of the street. So it’s far.
Uh, this is nyc and nothign is far. But something is fart, and it’s the way you do business.
THIRD excuse was from the delivery guy who PREFACED IT WITH “Did you want dressing with your salad? because there’s no dressing”. I said “seriously? because why would you deliver a GREEK SALAD WITHOUT GREEK DRESSING?!”
I nearly pummeled the guy, but instead, closed the door in his crackhead face. He said they were having technical issues. So which is it? Distance, technical, or out of excuses.
And you know what sucks for them? The pizza itself isn’t that bad.
What was on the pizza…… sorry if thats an odd question, but im hungry after reading that
One time I went to chipotle and got a burrito bol and the entire restaurant of chipotle was out of forks and spoons. kind of important! STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
I hope you didn’t give him a tip!
Pepperoni and jalapenos!!
MaryBeth, I just peed a little. Maybe Chipotle is going for the “use your face” method of eating.
Oh Kim… I had to tip the poor sucker. It’s probably not even hs fault that the rest. sucks. He was really out of breath when he got here, and the wind was hurricane force that night. Ok, not hurricane, but I’m sure riding his bike wasn’t fun. If I had had cash I would have given him the tip and told him that Iw asn’t paying for the pizzza.