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from the factor email vault

February 28, 2008 by smack

got a fun email from Factor today. These always make me smile:

“I like the new you.

k, TJ’s wish list,
More turkey with flavorings! Not the low sodium naked kind.
Meat.
Cheese
Maybe some bread for sandwich making.
OJ
Taquitios
Something healthy but good.
Chocolate Grits Logs.”

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7 Responses to “from the factor email vault”

on February 28, 2008 at 6:36 pm1 Factor

I hope people get that that was my grocery store request list.
on February 28, 2008 at 6:39 pm2 G

I still want to know about Grits logs… What the heck??
on February 28, 2008 at 6:43 pm3 maria

i’m hungry now. are grits like oatmeal?
on February 28, 2008 at 7:14 pm4 linz

chocolate grits logs? i know of grits, i know of chocolate logs. i do not, however, know chocolate grits logs.
on February 28, 2008 at 8:38 pm5 smack

Factor… what else would they think it was? Your sex toy list?

G: its literally a log like a big summer sausage log, only it’s grits

Maria and Linz, there is just no explaining. I feel like it’s a corn critter or something. Either way, if you ask me it should NEVER be in log form.

Though, I do celebrate tube shaped meat.
on February 29, 2008 at 4:20 pm6 mtbrooks

Regrettably, you are merely #4 on the google when searching for “chocolate grits logs”. For shame.
on March 2, 2008 at 8:43 pm7 linz

omg, congratulations!!!! you are now #1 on google under a “chocolate grits log” search!!! look how your faithful following propels you up the ladder of success!