Just got back from CT for Easter. well, heathen’s Easter since it was 5 Jews, 1 Catholic, 1 agnostic, and two ambivalents (me and Factor) at the table. Some highlights:
- I am sore from flag football where I scored 3 touchdowns. Two of them had factor scrambling for my flags with NO grabbage!
- Dinner at, get this, Outback Steakhouse. Now, I had sworn off Outback ever since the instapoop episodes that seemed to happen every single time i ate there, regardless of what I ate. I still hate that “bloomin’ onion”, but dude - i had a seared Ahi Tuna salad and it was tasty delicious. Six adults and two children ate serious dinners and I snuck a peak at the bill and it was about 119.00. It was so good! Doesn’t hurt to have a 22oz beer in front of you, either.
- THE MALL. I bought 2 pairs of jeans at Express on sale and with a coupon and the total was about 60 bucks! That’s right. And its amazing what two pairs of soft and cozy jeans that don’t show 3/4 of your crack will do for your comfort level around people.
- Fried chicken, biscuits, and gravy from scratch, with wine, after Pixar’s ratatouille, after a really sweet morning of watching the kids hunt for the eggs we hid.
I’m sort of tired, but not really. Mostly just full of food and family love. And once again, for reasons i can’t explain, being around family makes me so randy for Factor. I said it’s unexplainable, sheesh.
The Express has coupons? Or shall I say coopins’?!!! Awesome! Jeans that don’t show your ass crack?! Gosh Dang … there is hope! I need to pay myself a visit to the Express and prepare for a little expenditure on my part.
Yes, I was beginning to feel Express jeans were not intended for those over age 22. Every time I try them on, they show MY asscrack, and you and I have generally the same shaped body, so you need to let me know which style they are…help a shorty out.
Oh man, I’ll have to check out the insides. I’m also happy to announce that I’m still a size 6 (even though they probably lie). I got.. Stella low rise boot cut. They are soft. And Sarah my dear, I have a much more shelf like butt :-). I think jeans have finally moved away from the whole cooter chokehold.
Can one be jealous of Outback + Mall + fried chicken?
Oh, I think they can. I think they can.