the smack factor

well, I’ve been tagged, like a deer. by this woman.

and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

7 facts about me. Some weird, some random.. aren’t those the same. ready?

1. I was a major bed wetter. Oh fuck it kids, I was a 24/7 swimmer. But here, there’s a sad little back story. I lived in Cleveland, a really bad neighborhood. A dog killed another dog. People got beaten and we heard it. The front yard undulated with ants. We moved to Mentor, OH - a suburb outside cleveland, close to Lake Erie. The house was clean, new, carpeted, beautiful. Then, my parents got divorced. So apparently, in the back of my head, my psyche thought I’d just pee them back together. I would pee at school. And I got busted by Rob, who bapped me on the ass when it was wet as a dishwashing sponge. i was sent to the office where the secretary asked what happened. I told her I fell in a puddle. It hadn’t rained for weeks. They put me on the heating unit. The office smelled of hot pee.
2. I had a 2 date, 2 week rule. I would date a boy and it never lasted longer than two dates. and if it did, it wouldn’t go further than 2 weeks after that. Hey, ps, I had a problem figuring out who was really good for me. Some may say that’s an issue with commitment.
3. I probably love Factor more than i love myself. People can say that’s bad. But I’ve been so self centered my whole life and loving someone more than me is refreshing as hell
4. I am a homebody. I prefer not to go out. But if I’m staying in, I prefer to have wine.
5. I need therapy.

The Rules:
1. Link to your tagger and post these rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs.
4. Let them know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Alright, let’s hear it: wyble, kyle, bex, twinkletoes, and Dax.