AND, I just met our downstairs neighbor who just moved in. His name is Flave (name changed to protect the potentially guilty as sin) and he moved from Cleveland, Ohio! Go bucks! I’m so excited, he seems really nice, and I plan to invite him up for pizza and a movie. He walked into the building with pizza and didn’t shit when I said “shut the fuck up!!!” really loudly when he revealed his Cleveland habitation - so it’s probably BFF for life.
OH! I forgot!
March 27, 2008 by smack
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Hot! Maybe I need to drag hot tasty-smelling pizza to meet our neighbors. Good tip!
Buckeyes rock. ’specially Clevelanders.
Now I hope I do what i say and actually invite this poor fellow over!
with a name like flave he has to be gay, a new bff!
tricia you silly woman, “Flave” is his witness protection program name which I have secretly bestowed upon him to protect his innocence