friend: hey how are you feeling?
Me like total shit
Me: sleepless
Me: grumpy
Me emotionaly stunted
Me you?
friend grumpy
friend: underappreciated
friend emotionally distant and detached
friend: sounds like a fun party
friend: we should drink more
Me: you know, I find myself saying “and that’s why I drink” more often than not
what an intelligent and rewarding conversation! you have such clever friends.
2nd time today where I have wondered why I don’t drink…