You know, just a couple things, that I thought as I got out of bed
- I think I’ve got some severe pms working. I’m cranky about many many things.
- the party I had to cover last night SUCKED. I guess because I used to plan events I am always disappointed when there isn’t a clear path and cruise director. I mean, the PR rep that pulled all the guests together wasn’t even there. To me that’s poor. Plus, the drinks were TERRIBLE and you couldn’t get an alternative to the sponsored beverage. I thought I might die.
- I ate pizza last night and I’m feeling major major guilt and anger about it. I blame the party last night.
- My friends Quail and Hamster will never like each others’ love interests. When they stop making fun of each other’s bangers, that is when they’ll totally score
- I plan to go to the gym after work and before this black tie event. I feel the pizza rolling around in my fat belly and frankly, I don’t want to keep shelling out money for the gym to NOT go. Sheesh.
- Bowling for Columbine made me depressed, scared, really angry at gun laws, that stupid ass Charlton HEston, and occasionally Michael Moore. Michael Moore because if you’re stupid enough to blindly follow instead of challenging and questioning, you miss the point. I hate people that hate michael moore because he’s a dramatic pompous ballhound. But he’s doing it on purpose people. Question where you are or you’re just an apathetic ass farm.
- I want a puppy, bad. I’m going to do some research to see if I could potentially bring a dog to work so that he wouldn’t be neglected. I’m beginning my research today so I can better propose the situation to Factor.
Must shower now.
Apathetic Ass Farm was the name of my debut EP…so you’re the person in Ohio who bought it…very interesting.
And a puppy! What the hell? Have you not been reading my blog? Lost sleep, piss on the floor, constantly picking up poo, bite marks on your hands, etc. Come to think of it, I guess that’s pretty much life in NYC anyway.
Carry on.
in your research regarding puppies at work - you’ll find MANY studies and articles that support it - I did and had enough that my boss agreed to it
I believe it goes like this “Fact: Puppies make life happier”
it would be the most photographed puppy in the world
If you can take your dog to work, you will officially have the BEST job of anyone I know.
i hate to rain on the puppy parade but puppies are cute as hell yet NOT anything you need AT ALL!!!!! IN LIFE!!!!!!
no puppies!!!!
I think I can hear your biological clock from here…
I SO want to get a Sheltie and bring it to work. Actually…come to think of it, at this new job they would let me…now just to convince the husband!
We got a German Shepherd almost a year ago now (wow! Time flies!) and she’s a sweety. Even though the first puppy months are hard and tiring, I think it’s so worth it! They always show you love no matter what, I think that’s what so attractive about dogs.
Good luck in your search!
Funny how you mentioned so many other things but everyone’s commented on the puppy subject
I remembered to check out your blog today so I’m commenting so you know I like it! Oh, and if you want a puppy, I know an adoptable and adorable piglet-like maltese that snorts alot and likes to roll on her back and show you her dirty parts…
- Caitlin
I’m lobbying hard for a French Bulldog, but Factor is very very resistant to responsiblity, very irksome.
kspin… at first i was like Nuh uh. and then I thought, you know, if my bio clock is ticking, and it’s ticking towards a dog so ugly it’s cute… I guess I’ll just have to accept that
caitlin!!! I’m so excited that you commented. Checked AND commented. I found your comment buried in spam