the smack factor

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I need to update this!  Yeesh!

I always get writer’s block when I have to write an “about me”. I’m unemployed. I have too much time to think, time to write, time to breathe. I am in love with Factor. We moved in together. I should just describe myself as others describe me. I’m weird, I’m silly, I’m immature, I’m creative, I have a problem with authority, I have a borderline drinking problem. I love to be the star of the show and I have an all consuming desire to be a cultural icon. That’s still in the works. I met Factor at a Secret Machines show at Irving Plaza and canceled all my other dudes the next day. I wanted a way to record the ups and downs of moving in together in a brutally honest way. No detail is too cheesy, no situation too small. Factor seems to think no one will find this interesting. I seem to think they will. I like to win.

This is being edited to reflect reality!