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I’m sitting, sometimes lying, on my couch.  I think I’ve forgotten SAPCC for one week, but I don’t remember the subject.  It’s hard to remember stuff when I can’t even HEAR anything because my entire head is swollen and filled with snot.  Snot snot snot.  Tissues everywhere.  Balled up tissues on the floor, wet lumpy [...]

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I come from a long line of unhealthy people who have either managed to keep with it this long or croaked way later than statistics would have liked (I wish I could draw. “statistics” would be this pubey looking fellow with wayward eyes and a tablet PC)(Jessica?!). My unfiltered pack+ a day whiskey [...]

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From dictionary.com: “a person who abstains totally from intoxicating drink”
I always thought that was a shitty word with rude connotions. Like, a teetotaler is looking with a judging eye at everyone else who is have an alcoholic beverage. I used to think something was wrong with people if they couldn’t just [...]

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OMG. And I don’t say OMG. I just almost did the most… ok hang on. I DID the most embarrassing thing. I SWORE I would never never never be a nervous wreck like my mom. I love her, I love her like my mother, but the woman is undiagnosed. [...]

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This flu/cold season has been weird for me.  It has scared me because I never get sick, but much like a car at the end of it’s warranty suddenly shits the bed, I am without medical coverage so almost CERTAIN I’ll get horribly ill and have no help available.   Too bad I’m not illegally here, [...]

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Ok kids, I know there are some Rachel Ray haters out there, and you can hate away – but you cant deny that she has delicious recipes that are not only quick but some are quite healthy. Sure, she’s a little nuts with all those annoying words and she’s a little over the top [...]

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I have always felt compelled to cook on sundays.  I just have to – and it has to be something that requires lots of chopping of various veggies, arranging them on a plate and then marrying them with some meats and garlic and onion.  mmmmmm YES.  Chili in the winter is the BEST.   Today I [...]

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That’s me folks.  I’m trying really hard to not let the snot droop over my excitement about my interview today.  I’m really excited, really really pumped.  I’m trying to think of a word my sister in college would use (they use “bold” alot, and I slightly cringe, but it’s so fun to hear other age [...]

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I’ve definitely gotten to the point where I don’t even taste it.  I just drip it, pour it, guzzle it, and wait to feel the shakes.  And to me, this is normal.  flippers.

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This morning I woke up, hangover beginning, at 3:00amish.  I couldn’t fall back to sleep so I hit up twitter, flickr, and perez and pink.  That didnt work.  I got really thirsty, so what did I do?  I poured orange juice down my throat.  Probably one of the dumber things I’ve done to myself.   I [...]

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