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Now here’s the thing.  I wouldn’t say this sort of thing if I didn’t know it for sure.  Because see, I’m not going to act like anyone gives a hootin’ holler about me, however, I have gotten a few inquiries.  So, here’s the thing:

I’m miserable about a few things, don’t want to be all LiveJournal [...]

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I’ve got lots stored up.  some of the topics I plan to cover are:

boobies, and not what you think
credit where credit is due
control
straight talk
drunken facebooking
e-vacation
work/life
friends vs fiends
being an asshole

I know, you’re all pretty excited.

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Just when you think “man, last year was rough, this is going to be MY year” a large great white shark walks onto shore, punches you in the face, steals your wallet, poops on your lap and says “what now, bitch” and runs away laughing.  At this point you think “shit, sharks can run… we’re [...]

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this week, gots to

I have to organize my mind this week!  Lot’s going on and I don’t want to blow off anything important or be a valentine’s slacker.   Here’s what:

Brazilian time.  You know what I mean
wax those brows, too
remember to keep up with my 24 days long “one shot a day, disposable camera shots”  I mean, what the [...]

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What do these purchases say about me?

birth control
InStyle Fall Fashion issue
new! Oil-Free Acne Wash pink grapefruit facial cleanser
Clean & clear STEAM soft In-shower facial (heh heh facial)
oil-free fresh moisture ultra light moisturizer
wine
garbage bags
celery seed
chili sauce
Giradelli chocolate coffee
Red Bull

Have fun!

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I have them

Things I have:

belly ache
garlic breath, part of the belly ache
melatonin addiction, if possible.  Oh yes, if addiction is possible, I’ll find it
happy time anticipation of Monday
a date with Nona
pics from Warped Tour, which I more than likely will not attend again.  I’m just too old of that tour – I could not have identified with [...]

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Just went to CVS, returned with the following:

mint assure, from the makers of breath assure.  breath assure nowhere to be found
tampons, multipack woot!
glucosamine (with codroitin!)
green spiral notebook

dissect.

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I have major goals today, one being a nap.  Which may happen soon.   Factor is about to leave for the annual celebration of all that is douchey in this world: Hoboken St Patty’s day.   That’s right, it’s not even St Patty’s day, but Hoboken is so special, they put on an early celebration complete with [...]

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got a fun email from Factor today. These always make me smile:
“I like the new you.
k, TJ’s wish list,
More turkey with flavorings! Not the low sodium naked kind.
Meat.
Cheese
Maybe some bread for sandwich making.
OJ
Taquitios
Something healthy but good.
Chocolate Grits Logs.”

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pop off

my freakin’ button just popped off my pants.  This isn’t going to slow me down.
Today I’m

voting
getting starbucks
smiling
walking
sweating
freaking out
really excited
smiling
hoping for a new pen!

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