Posted in I'm a quitter, tagged master cleanse, waste of money on November 8, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Nope, I’m not going to do it. now that I bought a ton of lemon thingees and Grade B maple syrup… I don’t think I’m going to do this. i just read this woman’s account of her experience and I don’t know man, I’ve already been through that pain. I think I’m going to stock [...]
Posted in diets drinks, food, health, hunger, life, nyc, shakes, tagged diets, getting into that bikini, master cleanse on October 30, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Oh you crazy master cleanse you! I thought I was going to glide through this. I started last night, went to bed sorta hungry, but not too bad. I woke up really sleepy, but again, not too bad. I had drink of the ole cleanser this morning and then settled into the laptop, working on [...]
Posted in cleanse, diets, health, toilet talk, tagged cayenne pepper, master cleanse on October 30, 2007 | No Comments »
Dont’ do it, it hurts.
Status:
I’m tired, but no more tired than usual.
I haven’t… used the toilet… for anything except tinkling.
the taste is sort of beginning to bother me
I got REALLY hungry last night
but I woke up not so hungry
I hope I don’t have any adverse effects today because, as luck would have it, the plumber [...]
Posted in challenges, diets, food, health, tagged diets, health, master cleanse, will power on October 29, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Heehaw cha cha cha, I found the master cleanse recipe and I am beginning it tonight. don’t lecture me on proper eating and food intake. I love experimenting with what my body can tolerate and how I fare with will power challenges. I’m only doing it for like… 2 days. So there.
Posted in diet, eating, food, health, tagged bathing suit ready, master cleanse on October 29, 2007 | 6 Comments »
AUGH! I ate like a hoss in training this weekend. HOSS MASTER. I had….
8 zillion empanadas
20 zillion chicken chunks
mozz and tomato
bread
bread
bread
chocolate mousse
bagels
english muffins
cream cheese
smoked salmon
beans and rice
shrimp…crab balls
And now, in three days i have to squoze into a bikini. googling master cleanse as we speak.
