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would you rather

have brown teeth
OR
have a hairline just one half inch above your eyebrows

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Would you rather:

chew your own hand out of a trap
OR
pull out all of your teeth and swallow them one at a time

this hurts me more than it hurts you!

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Ok kids, are you ready for more?  I’m a little disappointed in your participation thus far, especially with the swimming pool one, but I’ll let it slide… tHIS TIME.
Would you rather:

shave your mom’s bikini line
OR
your dad’s ass

… I’m waiting

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Would you rather

Show up on some public access cable channel fighting with your “partner” about your sexual problems
OR
show up on that same channel sitting on the toilet singing a stupid song

sigh.  anything with the toilet cracks me up.

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This is a winner.
Would you rather…

Swim ten laps in a pool of diarrhea every morning for the rest of your life
OR
Grow a scrotum on your chin that is sensitive to the touch?

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picked by Factor, this one was
Would you rather

crap out of your mouth
OR
eat through your ass

It is written like that on the card! I swear to your deity of choice.
*NOTE* Tomorrow’s “Would you rather…” is incredible.  Definitely check back for it.  It’s gold.

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I could have written this one myself:
Would you rather:

Bite the head off a live gopher
OR!
THOROUGHLY lick a cat’s butt?

Dude, you can’t make this stuff up.  it’s written like that on the card.  Is this the best game ever or what?

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Ok, I just peed a little laughing at this one.
Would you rather:

 Be accidentally hit in the head very hard with a sock with a potato in it
OR!
Be accidentally hit in the head very hard with a rubber hose

discuss

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Starting now, I’d like to begin a weekly or more posting dedicated to the fun and friendly game of “would you rather…”  This is something I used to play with the bartender at Greenwoods back in the day and then just recently it was resurected by my nephews.   I also just discovered that it is [...]

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